teri sabse badi weakness?

Swiggy. Zepto. 3am Amazon. šŸ˜

relax. Broke sirf track karta hai. judge nahi.
wo app jo 3am ko uthake bole... bhai yaad hai ki nahi? šŸ“¦

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bhai online kar de, pata bhi nahi chalega... sahi mein nahi chala šŸ˜­
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raat ko 3 baje kiske saath tha? ...Amazon cart. ā‚¹890. šŸ“¦šŸ‘€
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secretly kisi pe ā‚¹4,800 kharch kiye... Zara. šŸ›ļøšŸ˜
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itna pyaar toh mujhe bhi nahi karta... Swiggy ko ā‚¹3,200 de diye šŸ›µ
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UPI se diya toh laga hi nahi. bank balance khola toh rona aaya šŸ˜¶
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tune raat ko kya kiya? hume pata hai. ā‚¹890. Amazon. 3am. šŸ“¦
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roz raat ko same jagah jaata hai... Zomato. šŸ•šŸ˜
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savings? bhai wo kya hota hai šŸ¤”
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swiggy aur meri relationship > any situationship šŸ›µā¤ļø
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scene tight hai bhai. 10 din aur. ā‚¹1,200 left. šŸ˜­
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mujhe toh nahi pilata. Blue Tokai ko ā‚¹1,200 de diye ā˜•šŸ˜
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online ho jayega bhai. ho gaya. ā‚¹3,500 bhi ho gaye šŸ’€
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tera toh roz ka scene hai... Swiggy ke saath šŸ˜
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bhai tera credit card de de. next month return. (next month kabhi nahi aata) šŸ’³
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koi hai jo tujhe roz stalk karta hai. tera bank account. šŸ’€
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udhar de de bhai. 500 hi toh hai. 500 x 12 logo = ā‚¹6,000 gone šŸ¤”
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salary aai 1 ghante pehle. already -30%. HOW. šŸ˜¤
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google pay hai na? kar de online. ā‚¹2,000 gayab. notification bhi nahi aai šŸ‘»
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5k sutta mein jala diye. literally. šŸš¬
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bhai ka paisa chor gaya. credit card ka bill chor nahi raha šŸ’³šŸ˜­
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cigarette budget > grocery budget this month šŸš¬
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1st ko treat kiya sabko. 20th ko maggi. classic. šŸœ
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dost bola treat de. maine di. ab dost bhi gaya paisa bhi gaya šŸ•šŸ’€
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daaru pe 7k. therapy pe 0. interesting. šŸ„ƒ
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gym membership bhi ā‚¹5k. sutta bhi. priorities šŸš¬
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paisa kahan gaya yaar šŸ˜­
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UPI ne zindagi barbaad kar di
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pehle khud ko treat kar phir rent šŸ’€
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paisa kahan
gaya yaar šŸ˜­
same story
har mahina šŸ”„
sutta ā‚¹450
3 days šŸš¬
3am Amazon
ā‚¹890 šŸ“¦
Zepto again
4th time šŸ›’
Swiggy >
cooking šŸ›µ
savings?
kya hota hai šŸ¤”
9:41
šŸ’¬
āš™ļø
This Month
ā‚¹14,840
ā†‘ ā‚¹2,340 more than last month
šŸš¬9 cigarettes in 3 days. ā‚¹450 up in smoke.
šŸ›µ
Swiggy
2h ago
-ā‚¹487
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Blue Tokai
Yesterday
-ā‚¹280
šŸ›’
Zepto
Yesterday
-ā‚¹312
šŸ’°
Salary
Mon
+ā‚¹42,000
šŸ•
Dominos
Sun
-ā‚¹549
šŸ›ļø
Zara
Sat
-ā‚¹4,800
9:41
Thursday, 26 June
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Priya šŸ’•
are we meeting at the cafe? ā˜•šŸ„°
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Broke2h ago
bro cafe phir se? 3rd time this week.
ā‚¹6,500 on dates this month. date pe jaana hai ya loan pe? ā˜•šŸ’€
šŸ“·
Instagram5h ago
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3:12
Thursday, 26 June
B
Brokejust now
raat ko 3 baje kiske saath tha?
...Amazon cart. ā‚¹890. bhai soja. šŸ“¦šŸ‘€
A
Amazon8 min ago
Order confirmed! ā‚¹890
Haldiram's Snack Pack + Monster Energy x2
8:00
Monday, 30 June
B
Brokejust now
ek hafta ho gaya kuch nahi kharch kiya.
proud of you. seriously. šŸ«”
WhatsApp1:20 AM
Rahul šŸ»
bro adda chalein? maggie khate hain šŸœ
WhatsApp10:30 PM
Mom ā¤ļø
beta khaana kha liya?
ā€¹
B
papa ko kharche bhejne hai šŸ˜…
books ke ā‚¹4,000 add karun ya sach bhejun? šŸ“ššŸ˜
books add kar. coaching bhi šŸ¤«
papa version ready āœ…
Papa ji, is month:
Booksā‚¹4,000
Coachingā‚¹3,500
Stationeryā‚¹800
Transportā‚¹1,200
Food (mess)ā‚¹3,000
Totalā‚¹12,500
actual: Swiggy ā‚¹3,200 + Zomato ā‚¹2,800 + Amazon 3am ā‚¹890 + Zara ā‚¹4,800 + sutta ā‚¹810 šŸ¤”
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B
car ke liye kitna bacha is month?
ā‚¹2,200. goal tha ā‚¹10,000. dikhau kahan gaya baaki? šŸš—
dikha de šŸ˜”
Car Fund Report šŸš—
Goalā‚¹10,000
Savedā‚¹2,200
Gapā‚¹7,800
šŸš¬ Sutta: ā‚¹6,000
šŸŗ Daaru: ā‚¹3,500
šŸ›µ Swiggy: ā‚¹2,800
šŸš— Car milegi: 2029
šŸ« Lungs khatam: 2028
...
just saying. šŸ¤·
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B
wife pooch rahi hai paise kahan gaye šŸ˜°
truth version ya "ghar mein shaanti" version? šŸ˜
shaanti wala šŸ™
shaanti version ready āœ…
Ji suniye, is month:
Groceriesā‚¹4,200
Petrolā‚¹3,500
Office lunchā‚¹2,800
Electricityā‚¹1,800
Medicalā‚¹1,200
Totalā‚¹13,500
actual: FIFA points ā‚¹2,500 + Sneakers ā‚¹5,200 + Boys night x3 ā‚¹4,800 + Actual groceries ā‚¹1,000 šŸŽ®šŸ‘ŸšŸŗ
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B
itna kharcha kahan ho raha hai samajh nahi aa raha
bro. baithja pehle. šŸŖ‘
bol
Food Delivery Damage šŸ•
šŸ›µ Swiggyā‚¹8,400
šŸ• Zomatoā‚¹3,200
šŸ›’ Zeptoā‚¹2,800
Totalā‚¹14,400
Ghar pe banaata toh: ā‚¹3,000 max.
Tu basically ā‚¹11,400 "convenience fee" de raha hai šŸ’ø
kitchen mein fridge hai ya showpiece? šŸ¤”
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B
kuch achha bata de yaar depress ho gaya hun šŸ˜ž
achha sun.
Tera Progress Report šŸ“ˆ
āœ… Sutta: BAND. ā‚¹5,000 bachaye.
āœ… Swiggy: 40% DOWN. ā‚¹3,360 bachaye.
āœ… Last month se ā‚¹3,200 kam kharch kiya.
Total savedā‚¹11,560
bhai tu actually improve kar raha hai. šŸ«”
šŸ„¹
chal ab mat ro. aur Amazon cart khali kar. ā‚¹2,300 pending hai. šŸ“¦šŸ˜
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same mess. finally readable. šŸ’¬
notifications jo dost jaisi hain. bank jaisi nahi. šŸ˜
har UPI. har swipe. Broke dekhta hai sab. šŸ‘€
roast bhi. respect bhi. depends on you. āœØ
papa ko bhejo. hum nahi batayenge. šŸ¤«
goals track karo. reality check free. šŸš—šŸ’€
rishta bachao scheme. by Broke. šŸ˜
sach kadwa hai. par Broke meetha bol ke batata hai. šŸ•
roast bhi karega. celebrate bhi karega. Broke. šŸ«”

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